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jokes for the dayY


超炫应征履历
面试人员给一位前来应征的男士一张履历表,于是就填了这样的资料。
主管看到后,却当场大笑。
姓名:父母取的
年龄:不小了
身高:很高
体重:中等
居住地:家里
电话:在身上
电子邮件:朋友帮我申请的
上班时间:8小时
应征职位:一位
学历:如果毕业的话有高中学历
语言能力:有
兴趣:很多
生日:还没到
经历:刚来的时候踩到狗屎,真倒霉!
曾任职位:小学又当过巡查员
已婚未婚:父母又结婚
未来期望:再找好工作
希望待遇:希望大家都很疼我

好个回答
小学二年丙班在上生物课,老师问:“谁知道为什么人死后身体会冷冰冰的?”
全班都没人回答。
老师:“都没人知道吗?”
这时,教室后面有人说:“心静自然凉。。。”

真难养
小伟和小张在PUB喝酒闲聊。
小伟:“经济不景气,养家活口真辛苦。”
小张:“你是几个小孩啊?”
小伟:“五个。”
小张:“哇,五个的确不好养。”
小伟:“孩子倒还好,但孩子们的五个妈可真难养。”
小张:“……”

农夫和律师
有一个农夫和一个律师汽车相撞,律师高傲的拿了一张名片给农夫。
农夫也从他的后车厢拿出了一瓶威士忌,说道:“你好像受惊不小,喝一口定定神吧!”
律师就喝了一小口。
“你的脸色还是很苍白”,农夫说道:“再喝几口吧!”
在农夫的劝说下,律师又喝了5、6口,然后律师提议说:“你也喝几口吧!”
“我不要!”农夫说:“我在等交通警察。”

沟!沟!沟!
有一天瞎子要骑脚踏车,这时候有一个跛脚的跟瞎子说:“你在我一程,我帮你带路。”
瞎子说好,于是,跛脚拍一下瞎子的右肩,瞎子就往右,跛脚拍一下瞎子的左肩,瞎子就往左。
后来跛脚就看到前面有一条大水沟,可是他不知道要怎样表达,于是就大叫:“沟!沟!沟!”
这时瞎子也跟着大喊:“阿雷!阿雷!阿雷!”
接着就掉进水沟了。


taKe mi aWay..Thursday, July 02, 2009.23:04







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